I have kidnapped Santa Claus. Christmas will be cancelled forever unless my needs are met IMMEDIATELY. I hereby demand 10,000 BitCoins to be deposited into my BitCoin Wallet by tonight at midnight. Failure to comply will result in the immediate death of old St Nick here. The attached photo is 100% real and authentic; I do NOT fuck around!
MY FRIEND XENIA IS MISSING FOR A FEW DAYS AND EVERYONE IS REALLY WORRIED IF YOU CAN JUST LOOK AT THIS REALLY FAST SHES ONLY 14 I’ll tag any updates under copequinn.tumblr.com/tagged/missing please take a moment to look and reblog
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor
I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.
Lets do it
plus less chance of drugs being slipped into your book